Impale Ragdoll Zombie Throw Game Review

sheet7Only if you have a taste for morbidness will you take a liking to Impale, the fifty level game of torturous cyclo-cannon shooting of rag doll zombies onto spikes, hooks and nooses. The game is jammed with morbidness right from the design of its torture spinner that seems to have been adopted straight from the models Spanish inquisition.

At each level there will be a set objective and you will try to reach them with them minimum number of shots. The control panel at the bottom displays the shots played in terms of the number of attempts and the level at which you are currently playing. Game play is quite simple, adjust the position of your cursor away from the cannon for higher thrust and closer to the cannon for lower thrust. The vertical axis of your cursor chooses the right angle of thrust. Go ahead try it its quite simple once you start playing with the positions of your mouse at which you click the screen.

Jumping into levels the first few levels are pitched evenly with you having to throw the zombie rag dolls to a few spike switches in order to turn off a red lamp. Then next few levels introduce you to the morbid tortuous rotating crane hooks on which you have to sling em rag dolls. There are a few challenging situations as well when you have to turn off a pike switch located just behind a rotating crane hook. If you can’t get this one right just keep firing at will and adjust the position of your mouse as you do so you will find that an arc is adjusted and will know the setting you aim for the next time you play.

Needless to say this is a reverse scoring game, meaning that at each level the lower number of shots has a greater rank. The game get really weird after level seven as you will have to swing a pendulum baton that has attached to it a pike switch, the way I thought through this one is use a barrage of zombie rag dolls to get the pendulum baton to swing in the first place and when the swing arc was maximum it gave a direct hit to my zombie rag doll ejection. But there are other ways out Im sure, have fun with this one only if you are into morbid and gore gaming.