The Saga of Y9i.com

a ninja cat

a ninja cat

Hello, and welcome to Y9i.com ...Gone are the days of the Shaolin movies and the shogun, but hey if you witness a street fight and if its a good bare knuckles fight you will be enthused to try out the same stunts...not in real ofcourse.....through ...simulation...testing....a better name for it gaming. Yes Y9i.com is a game site that arose from the ashes of the sub-prime crisis....Life has a lot of drag and its best you take some time off to have some fun.

The website actually arose as a form of irrational ....stuff ...in 2008 the days all markets crashed and every Ceo hung his head in shame as he begged the US fed for more money....martial arts business eh..wel just sit back and try a game. Ancient shogun  and samurai code called for the ninjas to self destruct...these days the  cats quite far.....

Anyways...we thank you for your patronage and making your website one of the largest in the world. Y9i.com is all about innovation and you...somewhere in between one of the worlds oldest online gaming sites...we have seen behemoths fall...like mochi...adios. Our kung fu philosophy is simple we give you the games and you perform the stunts (even  ma can help .... chinese:) shit)... pressing issues of Y9i.com none. So carry on and have yourself one hell of a time and try to knock down our servers ....Just a pointer ...Y9i.com is hosted from multiple cloud servers across the world ...in addition you might be surprised to know that it sits on one of the most famous CMS's in the world ....Joomla 3.2.3 ...So go ahead and throw your  arrow twice to perform one of those ‘ni hai how ma’ jumps and then immediately press .....hey were even there on mobile...support every single mobile phone m.Y9i.com ...weve suspended the auto mobile redirects to make space for SocialDJ. The Ninja app by yours truly that lets you mix more than 165 youtube videos in your playlist...support on mobile as well...

Collecting Souls

Collecting Souls

The controls are ridiculously simple on Y9i.com ...press here ...see if it breaks ...na....try there....interesting stuff to come.....and you get this  for only forty four dollars a piece.....just kidding were completely free buy your self some macaroons with that money.. and dont forget to bell the ....cat you 4th Dan Riu Ninja Kid..., 

Map of levels

Map of levels

You can always drop us a line ....or visit  the nearest dojo and bang your head ...the response will be the same ...head bangers ball.... after a given level of spmming we may respond...but hey ...its not that we do not want to respond...were just lazy as shit....... and we practice our skills all the time... ..(you will know what I mean).

neko2If you seriously dont like our games and think the PSXBox mating season will bring you christmas goodies....we dont give a bunnies ass.... and as for Google...you may or may not find us there ...all depends on Matt Cutts and his new shaving cream...So ...if you like us .....dont like us on face book its a complete waste of time.....just recall were only three letters strong Y9i....the last i is for you...and the Y9 is the last year on any calendar.... grunt snot foul....who gives you your death warrant…nuclear assasin mahabharat  weapon use it rarely only when you’re attacked from the left by an overwhelming force....may the force be with you...and keep it with you amen.

 

 

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